Peter Tracy: Music

Commander Guy

(Peter Tracy)

Bush actually gave himself a new name in a speech in May 2007. You can read Eugene Robinson’s column “Commander Guy” Speaks about the incident . You can’t make this stuff up.

These are troubled times were livin’ in–of terror, fear and war
Evil doers lurk about--there’s danger at your door
But we will not stop shopping and we will not live in fear
And God bless America--Commander Guy is here

I am the Commander Guy, My flight suits on the shelf
I take it down and prance around--I am so proud of myself
It makes me feel so grown up--Dick lets me be in charge
And I love the way my flight suit makes my manhood look so large

Commander Guy shows leadership–yes I’ve got what it takes
I never say “I am sorry” ‘Cuz I never make mistakes.

I am the Commander Guy and the Decider too.
Pat Robertson and God help me decide what’s best for you.
Concerning stem cell research, women’s rights and gays and guns.
We stack the courts with neo-cons, sit back and watch the fun

Commander Guy speaks plainly–that’s just the way I talk
Some people say I swagger--hey that’s just how Texans walk

I am the Commander Guy with power, wealth and fame.
I take responsibility, but I never take the blame.
That job goes to my cronies-and it comes as no surprise
The more incompetent they are the faster they will rise

Previous experience don’t mean a thing to me
As long as they will kiss my ass I reward loyalty

I am the Commander Guy and I’m here to save the day
Unless you have bad news for me–if so, please go away
I will not talk to anybody that I do not like
So excuse me now, it’s time for me to go and ride my bike.