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A little story about Larry Craig.

Horny, horny man – tapping in the bathroom stall
reaching down along the wall-and widening his stance-
lowering his pants – expecting to get some relief
but all he got this time was grief
not at all what we would call – romance

Now everybody knows – just what “family values” means
‘Cuz it’s in all the magazines – and on the talk shows day and night
It says so much about republicans –so Larry don’t give up the fight

People came to see just where this event took place –for republicans
one more disgrace- so they went and they remodeled the john
where you sat upon – the walls now come down to the floor
no hand signals any more – you guys will have to find another place

Now I think I know –the message that we got from you –do as I say not as I do
and now I’ve learned something new
for the next time that I am in a stall – I won’t tap my feet at all

Horny, horny man –this is how the story ends
abandoned by your so called friends- republicans who can’t wait till your gone
but the story lingers on – those headlines just won’t go away
you still insist that you’re not gay –and that you’ve done nothing wrong
Now everybody knows – what a hypocrite you are
and just how full of shit you are – to put down others who are gay
you’re career is over anyhow- so Larry leave the closet now

 Peter Tracy 2007